I've been in Portland the past few days, and I've learned a few things while I've been here. I'd thought I'd take the opportunity to share some of them with you:
1. Don't shoplift, even on accident, which leads me to #2
2. If you're holding clothes for your friend while she is in the fitting room, DO NOT put said clothes under your jacket and then forget about them until you're out of the store and things start falling on the ground and everybody is looking at you and thinking that you're a criminal.
3. Graciously return said items and realize that you nearly started a career as a small time theif.
4. Do NOT buy a denim onesie, just don't.
5. Do NOT buy a yellow polyester onesie.
6. Enjoy your friends - they provide nice memories...and shoplifting stories. :)
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::DULUX WALLS
14 years ago
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My Life Lessons:
*Don't leave bleach in a cup on the washer after using .
*The cup WILL fall and ruin your favorite shirt.
*No matter how careful you are, it is inevitable that you will get superglue all over your fingers every time you use it.
*When your alarm goes off in the morning, don't tell yourself you will get up in two minutes. If you're like me, you will fall fast asleep again.
*It is impossible to find these things in our house: (but only when you happen to need them most)
-a gluestick that isn't all dried up and useless
-tape
-pens that work
-toothpicks
-white out
Love you Katie!
Becky Sipe
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